My vain attempt at being cool

In my constant attempt to be cooler than I really am, I dyed my hair purple. Needless to say, it was a pathetic attempt. It all started after I got back from school. My hair stylist is supposedly good, and it takes forever to get an appointment with her. So I did my time and finally got in to see her. I wanted my hair to be purple and cool! In college, I couldn't have unnatural hair colors, otherwise they wouldn't let me take tests in the testing center. So now that I've graduated and all that fun stuff, I thought it would be the perfect time to spread my proverbial wings. So I go to stylist, and she does wimpy little purple highlights that get lost in my hair. After I don't know how many weeks and probably even more dollars, my hair looks like I belong at a Junior High rock concert. You can hardly even notice the purple! Sad!